Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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