At least make sure they are 18
Why
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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