I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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