well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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