1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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