I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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