how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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