I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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