Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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