She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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