Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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