Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
