Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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