Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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