i barfeds in our rink
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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