I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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