Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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