four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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