he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
