New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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