I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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