i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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