it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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