rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sex in the backyard? Check.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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