What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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