I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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