Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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