I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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