It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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