nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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