Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's shark week go big or go home
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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