I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Randomize
