i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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