its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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