I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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