Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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