I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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