I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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