i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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