Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The feeling are messing with the penis
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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