that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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