Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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