dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Small penises have feelings too.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize