at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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