These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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