There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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