it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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