Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think I sprained my soul last night
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
All I want is dick and wine.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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