We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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