Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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