therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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